Ist alles richtig mit EPL? Staff scramble to take advantage of Black Friday Deals and get back on track.

Reports that (EPL) "took the money and ran" is questioned by Director and Staff.  Background - with lucrative grants from a half dozen sources, EPL promised visionary studies into topics that include:  Lucid Dreaming, Lurid Dreaming, Human Propelled Flight, Immortality, and Wet.  The only results published so far relate to Lurid Dreaming.  The notion that research has ground to a halt was put to rest today as Director K Kanoobi  issued this statement:  "Don't confuse buffoonery with chicanery, and as my Mum used to say MYOB.".  Reporters were able to garner more info from Associate Researcher E. Penfold.  "I was given an assignment and I completed it.  I arrived at the designated location @ 5 AM, waited at the front of the line until 10 AM when the doors opened.  I purchased a "Box of Graphs" at a bargain price and returned to my abode.  Graphs make reports look cool."  When KPRk Action News visited the location, it appeared to be a deserted warehouse, raising the question "Is EPL using Bootleg Graphs for their studies?"

E. Penfold's Back Porch (photo courtesy FurtivePix)