Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Marthe Steward tip for the day.

If your guy likes the way women who work at Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme smell and you're afraid he might step out on you, don't sit back and do nothing.  Take the offensive.  Make your own pastry-flavored perfume with simple household ingredients and a little elbow grease.



Note:  This pix was done nearly two weeks ago.  I've been sitting on it.  I had a general idea of a joke but sometimes no matter how long you wait and think, the dough don't rise.  Still haven't found the good laugh.  If you think of a gag let me add a pix.   Especially need one or two line gags.  You get the credit, assuming there is any.   I like to draw.  I draw all kinds of merde but can go a long time without  thinking of a chuckle.  I might put a book together eventually.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Thursday, January 10, 2013

most people have heard that the "nicotine patch" is an effective treatment for nicotine addiction.

Few realize that a similar attempt to develop an "alcohol patch" was a complete failure.
"They keep coming back for more patches - we've run out!.  I knew we shouldn't have used college sophomores as a test group"

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Weather girl for News at Nine

There's a certain Slant of light
Winter Afternoons -
That oppresses, like the Heft
Of Cathedral Tunes   -  Emily Dickinson