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Hi, I like long conversations over a glass of vin, walks along the beach, stories about ESP, UFOs, EOBs, DOAs, Muppets, and staring into space. As far as unusual or "kinky" things I've done, I once went twelve waking hours without saying any words that begin with the letters "t" or "a", or taking a pee. |
I signed up for Match.com and EHarmony. Here's my profile based on the kind of woman I seemingly like: "Looking for someone with experience at being unkind. Must be self-centered and have only minimal compassion for others. Must be generally inconsiderate, unappreciative, and believe in the "what have you done for me lately" type of conditional love. Must have Valid Driver's License. " I got a response from the Mademoiselle pictured above Should I go out with her? Should she go out with me??
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