Saturday, May 21, 2011

Humor on Wife - don't waste the good ones


sHE have colds and sneezes, I make her weaR mask.
She have the poor humor.  I'm easy going nice to all people I see.  "hello, chum",  "let me talk to you, young honeys"  and so forth.  She not laugh much, like when I bump head on door, then, or put shirt on outside in. Not when I make humorous wisecracks like "Dear corn chip love of mine, if you say to me that I am a Rake, then what that make of you, the multiple choose of farm implement - Shovel,  Pitchfork, or the Hoe?"  My ribs bust with the laughing.  She stare with no blinking  of the blue eyes.

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