Young Aphorists - Add this tip to your Fanny Pack! Plus BONUS Aphorisms!

• "Typically, topical truisms tend to tire in too tiny time, thus truism temporariness.  Universal utterings ultimately usually used unhampered."  - Me
• "Like the media writing about media, I have come to the point where I write aphorisms about aphorisms.  Self-absorption!! I love it!!"  Me
• "It is difficult to write more than one or two aphorisms about aphorisms; like tightrope without a net." - Me
•  "Italics are the aphorist's 'Life's Blood." - Me
• "If you think that me writing aphorisms is about me, you're wrong. It's about Me." - Me

(u don't git that kind of quality and consistency from uncertified amateur aphorists, especially notice the fake Zen quality.  Also please note that I have advanced enough to have all references to Me italicized.  Wow what a total aphorism-fest.  I'm dizzy, faint, and worn out! Phew! But I feel good.  I'm the first person in my family to have themselves Italicized.)