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Saturday, May 28, 2011
Predictions from Autredamus - "the Other Seer"
Watch Out you Effers
Italian researchers will discover additional works of Leonardo da Vinci, including a design very much like the ShamWow. The scientists will find other artifacts related to the genius Artist, left-handed mentor of youth, and Vegetarian. Among them will be a recipe for a triple cheeseburger, bacon, mushroom and grease sandwich, sans bun, hold the onion.
Bret Favre will negotiate a $200,000 contract with the Chicago Bliss of the Lingerie Football League. Asked why the contract was for such a meager amount, he will reply "It's all I can afford."
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