Takes 3 days to unwrap Xmas gifts.

Bello Maasaba, aged 87, an Ismalic faith healer, has married 107 women in total.  Currently he has 86 wives.  Islamic authorities have castigated him for this.  Islamic law allows for up to 4 wives, each to be treated equally.  Massaba has not been seen in several years.

 If modesty is offended,
AVERT gaze to Right.  

This is the reason I'm not a Muslim or a Morman.  For me one wife seems like way too many.