Boo

Wonder if he got any candy?

EPL Announces Press Conference as They Finish Major Report on Lucid Dreaming

Dr. Bumpkiss Campbell, EPL Systems Engineer

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” - Groucho Marx

I am a Ghost sometimes

Inspired by Ghosts

I am a Ghost sometimes

not by choice or will
I move amongst them, ghosts
In warmth of noon or eve of day

in wake of morning's chill 

before the light's parade
I never know where I am
never recognize the place
expect to see folks I know
folks I’ve loved, a cherished face
I am not there where I think
No one is near that I expect

if anyone at all
I transmogrify, teleport,
transcend the chrysalis 

to be free of this binding reverie
to find I have gone no where
know no one
am disturbed by my loss
unsettled and restive
no longer trust what I see
or touch or hear.

I don't wish it nor incline
But I am a ghost sometimes.

 Note to you young and/or aspiring poets:  Notice the rhyme scheme is a parabolic meter of aab aab aao aal abc l xox o,  with a double gainer and a half twist.  I have a patent, trademark, and copyright so don't try it or I will knock your dick in the dirt.

My Uncle Spleen Enjoys Helping the Community - He Volunteers Every Year to Check Candy for Tampering

He never said if he found any problems but we only got half our candy back

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Debunking of Aphorism Attack ? Does Mikey have a Reasonable Explanation for THIS?

Mikey and His Pens: Aphorism Attack

tree full of "used" cats

VOTE for Ron Paul for Something Important!!!

I said BOOO! goddammit.