Mondo Fail

My Act is ruined!

OOPS!

AWW SHIT!

Wisdom of the Day

Existence consists of three absolute truths:  1.  We live in a world of opposites;  2. Everything is changing, always; and 3.  Hell, I can't remember this one.  If you know it give me the answer please...

Gimme More!

Ah, the five hour energy drink

Things are looking Up!

I'm looking forward to the future.

Je me suis fatigue.

No Point Intended - post for post's sake

Great Bar Bets throughout History

Smokey Walter

Legend has it that Sir Walter Raleigh once bet Queen Elizabeth I that he could measure the weight of smoke. To win the bet, Raleigh placed a piece of tobacco on one end of a balancing scale. He then filled his pipe with an equal amount, smoked it, and carefully tapped the ash onto the other end of the scale. The difference in weight, he said, was the weight of the smoke.