Friday, June 10, 2011

Six tips for an Improved Life (Warning: not to be read when depressed, tired, ill, busy, content, bored, or driving.)

  1.  Run the Day “Either you run the day or the day runs you.” ~Jim Rohn   (and if I have the Runs what do I do?)
  2. Progress is Progress “Even if you fall on your face, you’re still moving forward.” ~Victor Kiam  (Into the ground is NOT  particularly "forward", is it.  I call it moving down.)
  3. Expect Problems “Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.” ~Alfred A. Montapert  (I didn't realize that it was so simple.  Tomorrow's bkfst - bipolar wife-donuts; arthritic knee soup; hate on toast; and a cup of hot zero fuggin money.)
  4. Get into Action “Do you want to know who you are? Don’t ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.” ~Thomas Jefferson  (well, let's reflect on today's actions - I'm a jag-off, screw-up, whiner, pervert, deadbeat and layabout, so far at least what I'm willing to admit.  maybe tomorrow will be better.)
  5. Think Bigger “Go big or go home. Because it’s true. What do you have to lose?” ~Eliza Dushku  (we're nearly on the same wavelength. I'm going for a big fug-gin pizza and a quart of Jack; then I'm going home.")
  6. Balance “Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of foods, get plenty of exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.” ~Sasha Cohen  (forgot to add:  say your prayers, stay in line, pee in the bowl, fart downwind, use a prophylactic.)
From article by Mr Self-Development. He’s written many, including “Are you addicted to self-development?”  Comments are mine.

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