"Isn't it kind of stupid to put a sign on your fence or front door that says "Beware of Dog", if you don't have a dog, in an effort to keep away burglars and solicitors. Wouldn't it make more sense if you were going to lie about a warning, to put up a sign that said something like: "Danger, Domicile Under Bio-Hazard Quarantine" or"Caution, E-Boli Outbreak" or "Warning - Radioactive Waste Dump Site" or "Anthrax for Sale" or "Come On In - the Poetry Reading is About to Begin."
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