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Happy Father's Day All! |
My Dad admired Thomas Edison for his non stop trial and error work ethic. He liked how Mr Edison kept working in spite of often failing. My Dad told me that one of the inventor's less well known flops was
Aromas for the Rest of Us, a misguided effort to enter the niche smell markets. Some of the tested aromas:
Boot Camp Ear wax
Beefsteak tomato
Hot engine oil olde
Antifreeze
Burp
Girls Toes
Bottom of the Purse used
Seat Cushion
Unwashed Hair
Elbow grease
Litter Box
Cow Patty
Young Shirtless Vagrant
Chocolate milk
Inside of condemned house
Very hot day vacant lot
Melting blacktop
Scabs and road rash
Fruit cellar
Overheated wiring
Burnt cheese
Beer spilled in ashtray
Whiskey spilled on car floor
Baby belch
Chili dog
Sugar glazing
Ozone raw
Green beans
Donut dough
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