Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Scientists Race to Slow Down Time


I'm telling you the scientists are running amok!  Now I read that they have created a new type of matter just so they could slow down the speed of light to that of a mini-van in traffic.  This raises all kinds of questions in my mind, number one being WHAT good is that?  Why a mini van, why not a motor scooter or a bicycle?  Why not a cheetah? or a greyhound or a filly?  My granmaw drives at 50mph.  I drive a sedan that goes more than 38 most of the time; am I going to be driving in the dark now? Einstein (another pretender) said that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light.  If so then everyone is gonna be late for work @ 38 mph. Cops will be at a disadvantage in hi speed chases.  If Einstein is wrong about this, what else did he screw up?  By him, in order for time travel you gotta go near the speed of light.  If I can time travel with the change in the speed of light, I'm gonna go back and let the air out those scientists tires before they get to work.  The intelligent design folks are looking better and better all the time.

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