Autredamus Predicts - Closest Star to Earth, Betelgeuse will go SuperNova and then go mega Ka-Boom!.

I'm joking, Dumass!

another Quicktrain from Autredamus, the Other Seer

When snow falls at the meridian

And another sun comes out and nae go inagain

Anxious punters lose hope, yet they can winagain

Invest in SPF 500 till the numbers go numb

In Ray Ban for those who get ready to scrum

And in Popsicles, slurpies, HVAC,

 and ice cream flavor of vanilla rum.