Saturday, September 3, 2011

Nostradamus' Complete Boxing History for Those Who Have Been Asking

Nostrils was forced by his trainer, Squat Saul, to change his style after going 2 and 14 (which included wins over Choir Boy Josephus and Jorge the Mad Novitiate).   Saul instructed him to fight defensively.  Initially the new strategy worked well when he entered the St. Anselm Nunnery Open Competition.  He immediately Won a decision over Ye Olde Mother Adelaide and a hard fought Draw with Sister Skinny Nancy.  The next bout turned out to be his last, suffering a terrible beat down by the Cloaked Wrath, Sister Nicodemus. 
He Never Saw the Big Left Hook Coming

1 comment:

Mikey said...

OK, and for those who weren't asking too.