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A double blind, random, time exempt, indoor study of 100 test subjects was conducted over a 14 month period to examine properties of and decrease in properties of various bummer Philosophical bents, including: ennui, boredom, malaise, languor, anomie, funk, doldromness, apathy, insouciance, lassitude, and dispassion. Twas a 3 part (1,2 &3) procedure which went 1. assessment (using the non paradoxical and paradoxical cat in a box trick) and classification, 2. experimental treatment, and 3. do over. Summary of results from lead researcher Lucky Galileo, "This study was a great gig We got to wear lab coats and collect a bunch of something called "data". Results: for statistical analysis call the office and ask for Melanie or Chester. If you can't understand what Chester is saying ( he is Scottish) then ask to speak to Melanie. She can send you some.
