Mikileaks into Science' Mashed Potatoes!

Major findings soon to be released by Mikileaks will  uncover the true run-amokery of 21st century science, and take us back to the "Good Ol' Days", when times were simpler (circa 1350)!*
1.  Scientists create more problems than they solve.
2.  The ones they do solve provide solutions to things no one but them care about.
3.  They do it for the spotlight, the lure of fame, wealth,  and celebrity.
*data provided by Mikeypedia.