Autredamus, the Other Seer, prognosticates this weekend's football games.

Objects are closer than they appear.

Toledo at Ohio State - the Toledos will give OSU an early scare by wearing hockey masks in the first quarter - 14-7.  Rest of game is boring - final OSU wins 44 -10.
West Virginia takes on Norfolk State and Forest Service calls for High Alert as couches burn everywhere.  WV loses next week to Dignity U.
Iowa versus the fighting corn dogs of Iowa State -  winner here will be the team that goes easy on the corn and potatoes for bkfast - Iowa State pronounces both words, Iowa and State, correctly to win.
Stanford at Duke - Slide rules rule!  Stanford wins by a factorial of alpha, alpha being the midpoint between the subset of all midpoints and the midpoint of all endpoints, times 3.
Ball State as USF - the fighting balls show up today in an upset, at least some of the fans were upset at all the balls.
ND has been actively recruiting Jesuits, Charismatics, and Mad Monks and it will pay off today in an upset win over Michigan.
If Arkansas if the middle of nowhere then Central Arkansas is the middle of the middle of nowhere. The fighting Sasquatch show themselves and take the day from soggy Louisiana Tech.