Abstract: Does lucid dreaming have en vivre value (> +1) (thanks 2 Paddy 4 jargon)? Lucid Dreaming is au courant (enuf French; we need some Greek words) in mass media and self-improvement (?) literature. The technique of controlling the action of your dreams can be learned (1). One of the popular activities is Flying.(2) (Wright Bros 1919). A team of EPL Researchers hypothesized over libations at the Dog and Hair, that I. The ability to fly while dreaming cannot be transferred to dreaming while flying; and II. The ability to Fly in your Dreams cannot be employed to Fly in Reality.* The team with redesigned Lab Coats, undertook a 4 day study of volunteers from Chamblis County Gov't. Results: Don't know yet because M. Kanobi left his "Data" in his wife's car and she went out of town for a week to visit her cousin Estelle in Fremont, who has been ill with ringworm. We'll have the results when she gets back, after much "Analysis of Data."
1. footnotes are required to attribute source, to provide additional explanation, or to make the paper look legit. 2. I thought it was 1919 but the books say they first flew in 1903. Check your facts, young researchers. *We used what they call "null hypotheses" which is a good way to chalk up wins in tough research like this, i.e. "never guessed wrong." **Meaning of this phrase will be revealed once the first grant $ arrives.
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1. footnotes are required to attribute source, to provide additional explanation, or to make the paper look legit. 2. I thought it was 1919 but the books say they first flew in 1903. Check your facts, young researchers. *We used what they call "null hypotheses" which is a good way to chalk up wins in tough research like this, i.e. "never guessed wrong." **Meaning of this phrase will be revealed once the first grant $ arrives.
