Nietsche Niche, Serial Poem Part II, "Sartre a la Cartre"

they is lots of poems
I know some of the topic
But no one else does
Each being cryptically cyclopic
I choose to be enamored of the panorama
so I cover them all
I wake up in the morn
And go at it hit and miss
best worse good bad
who gives a shiss

I’ve made a study
(four courses, 3 betas and a zed)
and I paid my fees
withheld a bit. enuf to say
more poetry, please

Traveled to El Dorado
in the back of an el camino
to get bit by a tseate
not a good time but
made a good rhyme
when I wrote my treatise

Singsong is an art form
developed by a long extinct race
hominids and hominoids alike
whose ears so inclined
to hear only sappy, carefree, sugary
the first and biggest smiley face

nada de malada or evil sublime
Homo Pollyannicus lived it up
till their ears bled in the end
then ensued an utter utmost
nary another, absolute
and forever, total decline
singsong is the legacy,
impaired yet noble call
of a long forgotten race
who as over the mountain
they faded and dimmed
from their race a last noble call
"Nice trip, see you in the fall."

EPL's Major Research #1. - the study of **protean etiology of 'lucid dreaming

Abstract: Does lucid dreaming have en vivre  value (> +1) (thanks 2 Paddy 4 jargon)?  Lucid Dreaming is au courant (enuf  French; we need some Greek words) in mass media and self-improvement (?) literature.  The technique of controlling the action of your dreams can be learned (1).  One of the popular activities is Flying.(2) (Wright Bros 1919). A team of EPL Researchers hypothesized over libations at the Dog and Hair, that I. The ability to fly while dreaming cannot be transferred to dreaming while flying; and II. The ability to Fly in your Dreams cannot be employed to Fly in Reality.*  The team with redesigned Lab Coats, undertook a 4 day study of volunteers from Chamblis County Gov't.   Results: Don't know yet because M. Kanobi left his "Data" in his wife's car and she went out of town for a week to visit her cousin Estelle in Fremont, who has been ill with ringworm.  We'll have the results when she gets back, after much "Analysis of Data."  

OMG, WTF, and LMAO Here we Go!

1. footnotes are required to attribute source, to provide additional explanation, or to make the paper look legit.  2.  I thought it was 1919 but the books say they first flew in 1903.  Check your facts, young researchers. *We used what they call "null hypotheses" which is a good way to chalk up wins in tough research like this, i.e. "never guessed wrong." **Meaning of this phrase will be revealed once the first grant $ arrives.

Scientists Discover The Oldest, Largest Body Of Water In Existence--In Space

140 trillion times all the water in the world’s oceans.  The new cloud of water is enough to supply 28 galaxies with water. 

In a related story,  there's plenty of water in the Tri-State area  for plenty of  fun!!

Science First Nail in the Coffin, Reckless Misuse of Metaphors

Scientists have found a New Solar System so unlike our own that at first glance it seems almost impossible it could exist.  The planets in the new system are packed together as densely as fans in a mosh pit. Five planets sit practically on top of each other as they circle their star, called Kepler-11; a sixth circles farther out. Two of the planets lie closer together than any other known pair of planets outside our solar system.
Debunk:
1. Scientists know what is possible and impossible - not possible!
2.  "fans in a mosh pit" -  we don't have enough troubles already, they're looking for mosh pit Analogs???   What for?  Work on global warming or fountain of youth or something else practical.

"Is there some place I can hang this up?"

"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."  - Garrison Keillor gets credit but it's an ancient concept.

Actual Photo Of  Soul and its Body.  What'd you think it'd look like? and BTW this is the image of a soul right after Sunday morning Services.  Next Saturday morning it will be significantly dimmer, if the body gets a date for Friday night.

Some Borderline Inappropriate One-Liners

Irish Homosexual - a fellow that prefers women to whiskey.

Australian Homosexual - a bloke that prefers women to beer.

Hate - when an unwanted Unitarian moves into the neighborhood, they burn a question mark on his lawn.