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| Boskop Skull, bones, and artifacts. |
The
Boskop Skull, from a humanoid that died in approximately
22,745 BC, was discovered by two Afrikanner Farmers in South Africa. Boskop Man had a larger skull than modern humans. Its average
IQ is estimated at 150. It also had a face with big eyes and child-like features making it seem like a cute pet. Current anthropology has debunked the finding as
"just another human with a fat head". The skull was probably bigger because the guy was
"thick-headed". Discounting that anthropologists like to piss on a good parade, they may be right in this case. We consulted
5 Experimental Philosophers who took this to the "Experimental Philosophers Lab and Tittie Club. Four agreed that these people were
not smarter than us. "The evidence is lacking - no remote controls, no lotto tickets, no sign of SAT scores or buffet trays" said J Knube, leader. The dissenting EP would not comment on the record but had a funny look on his face.
