Thursday, December 22, 2011

Some comments on current events

1.  If there are multi-universes and I can get a ticket from say Stephen Hawking or that Nobel fella, then I can claim "the check ain't in the mail; I already paid it."
2.  This may not be true in all cases, but the only fat North Koreans I've ever seen are Kim Jong Il and his kin.  All the others look so skinny.  Maybe its a case for an alternate universe where big baggy, oversize clothes fit everybody.
3. J P posts photos of fabulous looking chicklettes, and we all look forward to those.  However my all time favorite wanton lust (its a sin) bun is Terri Garr and in another Universe she's mine.   Yea, in yet another she leaves me for a younger fellow but what the heck, count your blessings.
She's smiling cause I just asked her "Are you from Tennessee? 
Cause you're the only TEN I see,"


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