Prompted by an investigative report that EPL has been working on a Higgs Bosun Project, Kanoobi Kanobi issued this statement:
We have been waiting for the discovery of the Higgs Bosun to complete one of our most ambitious projects. Truthfully we were stalling because we knew it was only a matter of time and the particles were essential to our work. The article in the Sunny Star News and Sports reported hacking into EPL's main computer and finding startling evidence in the Internet Website WWW History file, pictured below.
We have been waiting for the discovery of the Higgs Bosun to complete one of our most ambitious projects. Truthfully we were stalling because we knew it was only a matter of time and the particles were essential to our work. The article in the Sunny Star News and Sports reported hacking into EPL's main computer and finding startling evidence in the Internet Website WWW History file, pictured below.
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