I don't tweet but I'm glad Donni @donni does.

• My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will.
• The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?
• Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?
• Amish murderers get the acoustic chair.
• Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle. 
• Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.