Kanoobi Kanobi, Director of Experimental Philosophy Laboratory takes the stage for News Conference

  Item 1: unveiling of new Lab Coats 2. presentation of plans and budget for the next fisical year and 3 question and answers. Lets's take a look at Penfold who has agreed to model the new gear.  He is wearing a navy turtleneck under a mandarin orange jacket with minimally padded shoulders, double stitching, silk lining and navy piping.  The jacket includes a shooting shoulder patch and navy encumbers at the wrist.  To accent the jacket, in addition to navy trousers, Penfold dons a sharp sporting blue cap with orange bill and navy piping.  The jacket shows quasi military striping and insignia as well as a solid azure name tag.  This attire comes with various accessories and adjustments to create an ensemble for every day and night of the week and will be available for purchase in the lobby after the conference.  No checks pleas