Experimental Philosophy Lab goes into Hiding; Hopes to Complete Lucid Dreaming Report Soon; Breaking News - EPL seeking Volunteers for Monumental Study - Lab is Mum but releases clues

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EPL is needing Volunteers, adults, in good health, tolerant of unpleasant conditions, and cute, for an experimental study of wet.  Contact Penfold at EPL for more info or to sign a bond.