Breaking News 09-487wey-((^@$*_ Experimental Philosophy Getiing Set up for News Confrerance...clickety click click s% p&u up 3...

(hushed voice) "ladies and gentlemen, we are inside the EPL compound waiting for the Director, Kanoobi Kanobi to enter the hall and take the stage to present several items of importance, and our sources tell us some very surprising information or "data"as they have labelled it.  Please stand by -w should be starting in a moment."