Breaking News!!! NASA Busted - Photo of Moon Tracks Fake

Google Earth  Photo of Abandoned Strip Mine on Greasy Ridge, WV

NASA Sandbagging - Starting to Rerun Old Achievements and Studying Themselves!

Reporting about themselves - Danger - Bullshit Zone

Science First Nail in the Coffin, Reckless Misuse of Metaphors

Scientists have found a New Solar System so unlike our own that at first glance it seems almost impossible it could exist.  The planets in the new system are packed together as densely as fans in a mosh pit. Five planets sit practically on top of each other as they circle their star, called Kepler-11; a sixth circles farther out. Two of the planets lie closer together than any other known pair of planets outside our solar system.
Debunk:
1. Scientists know what is possible and impossible - not possible!
2.  "fans in a mosh pit" -  we don't have enough troubles already, they're looking for mosh pit Analogs???   What for?  Work on global warming or fountain of youth or something else practical.

Mikileaks into Science' Mashed Potatoes!

Major findings soon to be released by Mikileaks will  uncover the true run-amokery of 21st century science, and take us back to the "Good Ol' Days", when times were simpler (circa 1350)!*
1.  Scientists create more problems than they solve.
2.  The ones they do solve provide solutions to things no one but them care about.
3.  They do it for the spotlight, the lure of fame, wealth,  and celebrity.
*data provided by Mikeypedia.

Nostradamus' Complete Boxing History for Those Who Have Been Asking

Nostrils was forced by his trainer, Squat Saul, to change his style after going 2 and 14 (which included wins over Choir Boy Josephus and Jorge the Mad Novitiate).   Saul instructed him to fight defensively.  Initially the new strategy worked well when he entered the St. Anselm Nunnery Open Competition.  He immediately Won a decision over Ye Olde Mother Adelaide and a hard fought Draw with Sister Skinny Nancy.  The next bout turned out to be his last, suffering a terrible beat down by the Cloaked Wrath, Sister Nicodemus. 

He Never Saw the Big Left Hook Coming

Can't Resist Making Predictions - Nostradamus' Short, Unsuccessful Boxing Career

"Quit Foretelling Your Punches!"

Ah, Sorcery and the Dark Arts!