Mikeys Numbers, Statistics Rule

1. number of poets making a living from their poetry - 10, since the beginning of time.
2. number of hustlers making $ giving poets false hope and schemes - this week, 439.
3. number of truly altruistic acts in the month of December (avg) any year - 14, including 6 by the almighty and 4 by people who didn't realize what they were doing.
4. number of nuns across the world who secretly danced in their cubicle, before the Beatles, - 12
5. number afterwards - 6703, excluding those who were only able to tap their feet
6. average number of bricks in a 10 story building, 378000.
7. average number in a looting event - one.
8. avg number of times that a harried mother ignores her child saying "mom, mom, MOM!"before acknowledging 15.
9. number of times the acknowledgement is followed by the phrase "no need to yell" - every time
10. average number of times a waitperson enters the "no" door on a slow night -12.
11. average number of times a waitperson enters the wrong door to the kitchen on a busy shift - one
12. number of times the phrase "what goes around, comes around" on a daily average in USA - 2,900,000
13. number of times that it actually comes around - 41.