Friday, July 22, 2011

Autredamus (the other Seer) Predicts - "Tiger to Become Mouse"

Currently one of the least popular athletes, Tiger Woods is "re-tooling" himself, firing his long time caddy, not playing in tournaments, working on his swing, getting medical treatment, eating cheerios, etc.  His next change will be his Moniker.  Trying to win back the fans and sponsors he will give up his "Tiger" name, which is now associated with much disgrace, for one more endearing.  He's taking suggestions.  Mine is Topo Gigio, the mouse. Or Weasel, Stinkbug, Bedbug, Hound Dog, Slime Mold, Lion (pun), or Dumass.  Other suggestions welcome.
Whoops!  Sorry ladies, I thought this was the men's locker room.

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