Interpretation of Latest Autredamus (the Other Seer) Slowtrain

Autredamus predicts: Climate change continues to change our planet and affect the way we all live, work and play.  Having been ignored by "Environmental Saviors"  Santa made changes without their help or approval.  Toy delivery will now originate from a distribution center in remote Mongolia; flow through another center in Thailand; and be delivered by  subsidiary franchises of FedEx, UPS, DHL, and others.

Low on Capital, he works as a Bike Msgr in Key West to bring in Cash.