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Kanoobi Kanobi, Director of Experimental Philosophy Laboratory takes the stage for News Conference

  Item 1: unveiling of new Lab Coats 2. presentation of plans and budget for the next fisical year and 3 question and answers. Lets's take a look at Penfold who has agreed to model the new gear.  He is wearing a navy turtleneck under a mandarin orange jacket with minimally padded shoulders, double stitching, silk lining and navy piping.  The jacket includes a shooting shoulder patch and navy encumbers at the wrist.  To accent the jacket, in addition to navy trousers, Penfold dons a sharp sporting blue cap with orange bill and navy piping.  The jacket shows quasi military striping and insignia as well as a solid azure name tag.  This attire comes with various accessories and adjustments to create an ensemble for every day and night of the week and will be available for purchase in the lobby after the conference.  No checks pleas

Dick Palmer with EPL Exclusive Update from the Lab

*Whisper, throaty voice ) - folks you won't believe this but while waiting for the EPL announcement we ran into an old friend who works at Tom Foolery's Gentleman's Club on Canal Street.  Apparently one of  EPL elite, if I may use that term here, was a "patron"at the establishment and after a long evening of recreation left without his advance copy of a state of the art study.  My friend tried to return the item as soon as his shift ended but was unable to and offered it to me for an undisclosed amount.

What will Kanoobi have to say about this report?

Breaking News 09-487wey-((^@$*_ Experimental Philosophy Getiing Set up for News Confrerance...clickety click click s% p&u up 3...

(hushed voice) "ladies and gentlemen, we are inside the EPL compound waiting for the Director, Kanoobi Kanobi to enter the hall and take the stage to present several items of importance, and our sources tell us some very surprising information or "data"as they have labelled it.  Please stand by -w should be starting in a moment."

EPL News Release...

from the desk of Kanoobi Kanobi, this date:
It is a great burden being the Savior of Philosophy and I have done my best to wear that mantle with deservingness.  I'm happy to announce that the boil is coming to a boil, so to speak.  We have completed our first study and in the service of serendipity (the fuel that runs our dynamo) the second study as well.  Within 24 hours we will be publishing our results, once we have sufficient security.  We have also added several tasks that we hope will change mankind, for the better maybe, and forever for sure.   We want to remain as transparent as possible for as long as possible, if not more so, and all will be revealed, especially the invisible.  The complete Plan, as we call it, along with our support and funding for the next year, will be published after this news conference, after a break for pizza and beer.  Right now I want to take time to honor and thank our paid volunteers who so selflessly assisted us in our work, from the County Government....We invite them to join us in this celebration and if there's any pizza left they can take it with them.

(from l to r) Carzo, L; Wilson, W; Between the Lines Olsen; and Bonaparte XX, N

Earthquakes, whoa, just this week

I Ran Down a Rat hole

I ran down a rat hole

- no surprise to that

Except for the running bit, when

On a shuttle I could've  sat
and relaxed, and smoked
and in a slow reliable way
return to the place I started
complete and whole

the very same day.

If you hope and

wish to enter the  hole

Study a variety of ways to go
timid is ok,  but be not bold.
A hole is a hole is a hole,
 so I thought to my everlasting dismay
be clear and true and sure

From your head to your sole

of the difference tween a rat, a mice,
and a mole hole.