Wednesday, March 7, 2012

No 7 Candidate - Not Jack Daniels

Alexander Graham Bell

At his Canadian estate in Nova Scotia, he experimented with composting toilets. This in itself was enough to dim the luster of his amazing accomplishments. It's equivalent to fumbling the football on the one yard line when you're about to score. A genius who plays with excrement! We were going to throw a party in your honor, Mr Bell, but we decided not to invite you, cause....you know, your latest work. Ewww!

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