Being that I am afflicted with MPD I've determined that I myself represent my biggest fan base. So I need to go with the demographics and give them, me, what they, he, she wants. I am deep in self-study and have been ever since I discovered my interesting parts. So far with my self-study, buddhist teachers, and detailed police reports, I have discovered 17 personalities within me. I believe I will uncover some more once I find where they are hiding.

The interesting phenomenon is that 12 of these personalities are very similar to each other, virtually copies of one another and they compete for equal time.