Ahh, the Wilderness!

Heyo Mate, Great day to be Out in the Wilds, Eh!

Pediafiles Prohibited

Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, has been criticized as being nothing more than a depository for  "facts by consensus" or "truth by committee".  These jabs may be accurate and deserved but seems to me that for a population little concerned with facts, realities, details, subtlety of knowledge, or thinking too much, Wikipedia is truth.  - and probably more than we deserve, ME.

Most Overrated Genius Ever? old Series, Candidate #1

Candidate 1: Johannes Kepler, astronomer, physicist, mathematician and MURDERER? The guy on the right may have been poisoned by JoJo, who may have wanted to steal his mentor's data. Investigation is currently underway. Both these guys are creepy looking. If mustaches could kill, they'd both be dead.

Overrated Genius No 10

Thomas Edison, inventor of the light bulb, the phonograph, and the video camera, among other devices and processes. He had over a thousand patents in his name and his inventions changed the nature of life and communication in the world. Unfortunately he promoted his video camera in Sweden as the "Pornograph" (also changing the nature of the adult entertainment industry), thus making him a candidate for #10 on the overrated genius list. He is also rumored to have coined the marketing term "Gentleman's Club", which he often frequented in disguise. His famous quote (seen left) is a derivation of the original which went "Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent sweaty dancing girls!"

No 7 Candidate - Not Jack Daniels

Alexander Graham Bell

At his Canadian estate in Nova Scotia, he experimented with composting toilets. This in itself was enough to dim the luster of his amazing accomplishments. It's equivalent to fumbling the football on the one yard line when you're about to score. A genius who plays with excrement! We were going to throw a party in your honor, Mr Bell, but we decided not to invite you, cause....you know, your latest work. Ewww!

Bob Newhart figured out a way to go back in time to be a genius writer. Evidently he traveled back and forth but never told anyone about his secret discovery. As Edgar Alan Poe, a genius writer, he'd write some gags and then travel forward so he could deliver them on stage as Bob. Mr. Newhart declined the opportunity to explain how he was able to time travel, or why it was necessary to go back in time to write gags. His secret stays with him for now.

Trick or Treating, Halloween 1998