I'm a big Franz Kafka fan, even though I can't read.

        WHEEEEE!

Some Borderline Inappropriate One-Liners

Irish Homosexual - a fellow that prefers women to whiskey.

Australian Homosexual - a bloke that prefers women to beer.

Hate - when an unwanted Unitarian moves into the neighborhood, they burn a question mark on his lawn.

Holy Toledo

This is just for practice