Do you believe in Santa?

This is part one (I) of Nietzsche Niche, Serial Poet

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Nietzsche the Serial Poet  

So many different kinds of poems
    I'll never be able to name them all
    rhymes and lengths and themes
    ideas lofty, lyrical,  and wee wee small
    schemes and dreams
    contrapuntal and alliteratve
    backdoor scraps and transubstantiation
    blank verse and emily terse line
    illusion allusion so much confusion
    iambic pentameter doth declareth
    against claim or swill
    that I am not even an amateur still 

    so many ways
    we've been doing it yes

    since the cave days
    using a stick a rock some oozes
    whatever the author chooses
    to express to animate to celebrate
    to draw bulls and balls

    ducks and deer and geesy gooses
    to convey whatis and whosis
    using berries minerals dirt and dust

    and yes all kinds of animal juices

Experimental Philosophy Lab renews research contract with Major Sponsor

Makers of Syrup of Ipecac and other fine Emetic, Enema, and Colonic products.

The Bible Says "Scandal begets Scandal" . Rumors enshroud EPL's Credibility and Reputation. Nameless source identifies Graphs as "bargain bin", used Climate-gate Materials.

Most recent photo of Penfold's porch.  It appears that the graphs have not been touched.

No news from EPL since the public announcement on November 23 and this photo of Penfold's back porch. It appears that no progress has been made applying graphical data to the EPL mandates.

Find Your Purpose - Duck!

This is a complicated case where the patron initially enjoyed his job as a pet rock. When there was no longer a need, he moved on to other efforts but found them requiring too much responsibility. We actually gave up and in the process of closing the case when serendipitously we found his true calling. EPL - Find Your Purpose.

happy until abandoned  

takes a lot of concentration and effort

wheeee

Horse Meat Legal In The United States! Ed Sez...

"My business is Booming since that new meat packing plant opened."

Finding One's Purpose (a subsidary of EPL)

I wish they would shut the heck up!

This individual came to us with extreme social anxiety which we were able to attribute to his vocation.  A successful "ecological activist" for nearly 20 years, as he grew older he became less active and became less  enthusiastic.  The number of visitors grew and eventually overwhelmed his sense of well-being.  We placed him with a couple of retired sisters in St Augustine, Fl. working as a "seasonal portico ambiance".  He's in public 8 weeks a year then retires to a nice quiet spot in the attic where he passes the time quietly with a few close associates.  Find Your Purpose.