Friday, November 30, 2012

Redheads, just saying...

 A 2004 study showed that redheads require, on average, about 20 percent more general anesthesia than people with dark hair or blond coloring. And in 2005, researchers found that redheads are more resistant to the effects of local anesthesia, such as the numbing drugs used by dentists.  Studies have also shown that Irish, and particularly Redheaded Irish, have a higher alcohol tolerance threshold.
Reheaded-ness is a recessive gene linked to the gene for pain tolerance, discomfort, being cold, irritability. I was often teased, people asking "you got a hot temper Red?  That really pizzed me off!!

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Regarding the generation of electricity from PEE, perpetual motion machine now possible.

Johnny Wackadoo and little friend Piddles O'Reilly
"Electricity from piss? another round for everyone!  Pee is gonna make us rich!"

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Aphorism

"what doesn't kill you makes you die slow" - Me*
*I wrote down this aphorism and made a note that it was mine but reflecting on it I wonder if I didn't pilfer it from George Carlin or Mitch Hedberg.  It sounds like their stuff.  If you know, let me know.  Otherwise I'll claim it.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

The good ol days, when life was simpler and happier. Ever wonder Why?

7 UP - introduced in 1929, contained the following ingredients:  carbonated water, sugar, citric acid, lithium citrate, sodium citrate, and essences of lemon and lime oils.  Lithium citrate is a chemical compound of lithium and citrate that is used as a mood stabilizer in psychiatric treatment of manic states and bipolar disorder.  They stopped using it as of 1948.

"Come on over Johnny.  We're going to have some soda and reefers"

Friday, May 4, 2012