Nonsense? Nonsense!

Down with Tops!!!

Fanny Pack? Why is it called that if its worn in the front?P

Pecker Pack, Cod Pack, Crotch Pack, Vag Pack, PeePee Pack were just a few of the alternates considered but for marketing purposes the Manufacturer wisely selected "Fanny Pack"

Bad Idea #3

Testing your new taser on the family pet - bad idea!

Archeologists discover ancient dwellings carved into the rocky mountainside in Turkey

Unsure of the significance of this artifact but conjecture is that it is an ancient book of some kind.

Sledding Adventure Part 3

It was the best of conditions and the worst of conditions for our first run at this hill

(ref Part 2,. Sledding Adventure) We tried to walk up from the foot of the run but soon decided it to be too slick so we headed around to the far side of the sand lot where we could hike up to the top.  A distance of 20 or 30 feet but steep and in the deep snow, pulling our sled, arduous effort.  We got to the top stared into a dark tunnel of ice and cold, of hidden stones and rock, of treacherous falls and granite wall.

43 Muscles to Frown; 17 Muscles to Smile;

137 to say "shut the fuck up" and well worth the extra effort

I am Moving abodes and am temporarily not postying. Should be no more than a couple more das.