Maybe to keep us humble...

"Did he just come from the loo?"

"Marcel ..."

"...Stay on the porch till I can clear a path!"

I always wondered...

most people have heard that the "nicotine patch" is an effective treatment for nicotine addiction.

Few realize that a similar attempt to develop an "alcohol patch" was a complete failure.

"They keep coming back for more patches - we've run out!.  I knew we shouldn't have used college sophomores as a test group"

Weather girl for News at Nine

There's a certain Slant of light
Winter Afternoons -
That oppresses, like the Heft
Of Cathedral Tunes   -  Emily Dickinson